
This issue is about Operation Mindfuck. Edited in July 2009 by Sheered Volva, this issue contains many secrets, including the editor’s anagramic secret identity.

Lesser Poop, edited by Cramulus, came out in May 2009. It’s a “bathroom reader” style issue, crammed full of idiotic little snippets you can read while sitting on the poo. This issue is meant to be left in bathrooms, waiting rooms, or anywhere that people have time on their hands. It’s also totally idiotic.

The Law of Fives is never wrong. Except in this issue, where it is stretched to the breaking point. Cainad edited this bad boy in April 09 and then was torn limb from limb by rabid traffic cones.

CENSORED
Issue #4 was pulled from the Internet for reasons we cannot discuss.

Edited by Rev. What’s-His-Name in March 2009, issue #3 explores different kinds of WEIRDNESS. From the absurd to the surreal to the just plain stfupid, this issue is high madness from the brains of spags.
The second issue of Intermittens was edited by Vexati0n. The theme, “Elements of New Discordia”, is an attempt to reconceptualize the Discordian Society without repeating old jokes. Vex wanted to see where the Discordian Society is going, and selected numerous pieces which he felt carry the spirit of Discordia (whatever the hell THAT is) to new, cool places.

Intermittens Issue 1 Hi Res (Right Click to Download)
Issue 1 was put together in November 2008 by Professor Cramulus. He churned out a really messy version, just to prove that even an unskilled spag could pop out a magazine with a few hours of time. Later, Telarus used his layout super powers to clean it up. This is a great example of a Golden Apple Seed Mission in action – a bunch of morons all firing creativity at each other until the pasta starts sticking to the wall. Anybody can do it!